Quarantined with Norm Macdonald (ft. Roseanne)

Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald

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    Episode 5. Norm and Roseanne

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    1. jimmy jays johnny jibbers

      Whens the next video you lazy bum?

    2. odibex

      can we talk about the fact he's using Impact font so everything looks like a meme?

    3. Bright Falls

      NOW THOSE... are some eyebrows.

    4. Simon Ginks

      Norm, AKA I’m Not I’m Not Norm

    5. nadine perez

      Love it..Rosanne is the REAL deal. Started watching old Rosanne episodes to have a good hardy laugh. Norm and Rosanne are two being that can make me laugh from deep inside😂🤣😂🤣

    6. Zoe Zulma

      If you could get hold of Bushman, the guy that beat you on Star Search, that would make a hilarious Quarantine phone call. He was still pretty funny in 2006, but may not have survived Covid-19.

    7. llook05

      I love how much Roseanne laughs at Norm’s jokes

    8. Michelle Trkulja

      I'm wearing the same pants as Norm right now!

    9. J. Her

      Normy normy normy...hockey normy.

    10. HotRodX

      But this is not the rapture! Fuck I hope this is not the rapture!?! x)

    11. Jonathan Freeman

      Norm! Hope you're doing alright. These and you are great.

    12. Johnny Ringo

      Been watching Norm for years and always like him, but only recently found out how much I love this guy,, lol We are about the same age, went through the same things growing up. This man is one of the funniest fukers out there, ever... Thanks for the laugh Norm ,, to many to count

    13. Erin Schmitt

      Kabbah list warlocks Barr we see you

    14. Kerry McSweeney

      Only Norm could lay around in pajamas and finally achieve the old man schitik just by aging.

    15. Roger M

      Perfect for quarantine: the #speaklesssaymore challenge. See my channel. It was a lot of fun!

    16. syed qasim

      Where are you nrom?

    17. Clay Sullivan


    18. Chelsea Eiben

      The Impossible Bat - hilarious

    19. liamquinn1981

      Roseanne was not a bad looking woman by any means, bit large for my personal tastes but she always had a pretty face and her personality was hilarious! "Dan" was a lucky man!

    20. liamquinn1981

      hey brother, go out and get some vitamin d! lookin pale, everyone is with this lockdown! cod liver oil tablets if you cant get out.

    21. Mrs Cacilhas

      Miss you Roseanne!!

    22. Poppy Mango

      Literally my grandparents on the phone.

    23. seam rog

      Norm's crotchety bockety old man routine is flawless. "The virus is here! obey the Government!" So much fright over this scamdemic, yet author Colin Flaherty gets ignored. He wrote "Don't make the bl**k kids angry" and does daily podcasts/videos

    24. Francisco Mejia

      You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working His body's too young to look like his

    25. Johnny Canuck

      Meh. Typical STONER Canadian, meets the last comic sitting. Web-search Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) #WPRPN

    26. Jair Kerker

      Now I like old Roseanne, but she could be more sanitary round the cock and balls area.

    27. Israel Cabanas

      It's like old people that are in on everything but in the coolest way

    28. Daemie Kim

      Come back! 😢

    29. Nate Norris

      Not with a bang but a whimper, this is how the world will end

    30. Rateye Smertz

      Don't think of it as quarantine,, think of it as Chinese house arrest. "Nobody in Hollywood wanted to F*CK her"---- I did when she first lost the weight.

    31. Howie Hippie

      Where u been bud

    32. Tyler Robbins

      Why did u stop doing these? Im worried.

    33. S F

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="175">2:55</a>

    34. Hassan Osman


    35. Tom Cizzle

      Hey Norm, could you pop in and do stand up at a club in Glendale Az called Stir Crazy and tell em Tom the Bartender convinced you to do it? They'll be open beginning of June. That would blow their minds, make me a hero, and probably get me into some cocktail waitress panties. Thanks, Bro!

    36. Gregory Heidt

      The only New Norm I like to see

    37. Jojo McCarthy

      love you assholes, both ..so much

    38. Napoleon Bonerfarte

      I have those pajama bottoms but in blue !

      1. james tatley

        You must be very proud!

    39. SomeKindOfTaco


    40. Grecco Buckliano

      well.....THAT was highly uplifting. I would now like to show you my scars where my father beat me with a belt buckle /s.

      1. Jair Kerker

        Can I take pictures? It's for a friend.

    41. Ericola

      Does he have to hold the phone like that

    42. Grindstaff09

      Will someone who knows Norm please contact him. Check on him. He got suddenly silent.

    43. Samson Crosswood

      Roseanne is awesome. Yes, Valerie Jarrett has a fucked up looking face. She, Roseanne, chose her words poorly. It’s not racial. It WAS the ambien. It’s like skin stretched over some sort of goddamn exoskeleton, a sleestack from Land of the Lost or A melted doll.

    44. Stewww86

      Only like 4 ppl? We need more content man these are excellent

    45. Rachel Manning

      I love Roseanne and norm . their chat is refreshing

    46. Dindu Nuffin

      Norm likes his laroix

    47. Phil Granito

      Norm, You're the best ! God Bless you.

    48. Matt Therrien

      I want her recipe for bean soup!

    49. Sevencoins7

      He is just 60 yers old, why do I feel as he is 80 years old here

    50. David S

      we need more norm!

    51. Teabonesteak

      You all know me. The name is McManus.

    52. Bits Of Everything


    53. Frank Adams

      Along with many others here, Ive been wondering if Norm is okay, as it's been almost a month-and-a-half since this video (his most recent) has been posted. Happy to report I saw a tweet from him on May 10th. So come on, Norm - how 'bout some new material here?!

    54. Rick Blasing

      Did Norm get Covid 19? He's suddenly disappeared

    55. P. dronQ

      Hey Norm, did you get the Rona after or something?

    56. KQ’O American Lady

      Two of our funniest comics together. How are you doing Roseanne? Been missing you. 😔 🤗

    57. Anders Bjorklund

      Norm in the thumbnail you look like shit!

    58. Mike Walton

      dude they are not playing days of our lives today. how do you feel about that norm. thiis covid needs to stop. open the soaps back up.

    59. DiJON ACiD

      Is norm okay ?

    60. PhatBoyzClub

      LOL I cant see norms expressions with that beard :(

    61. georg walt

      norm you ok?

    62. Berettabear 69

      Roseanne they can never ruin your career you are loved by real people.

    63. 013 R S

      Isn’t it about time for a new Quarantine episode.

    64. James Kelly

      i want to see what they edited out at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="380">6:20</a>

    65. 50hellkat2

      Do these two have The Rona?

    66. Joseph Kelley

      "Or the best act that a rapist put together" great line by Roseanne at about <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="580">9:40</a>. .

    67. Joseph Kelley

      This also happened in the movie MIDNIGHT COWBOY re: anecdote at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="560">9:20</a> or so. Great show. .

    68. Hugh Man

      I mastered taking a leak without touching my bits. Without Norm all I have is a She Jing Pee joke.

    69. Jose Martinez

      Hope you doing well Norm. We miss you

    70. MM R

      Roseanne is still so bitter and angry 😂😏🙄🤣

    71. MM R

      Oh this drunk man is insufferable with his constant interruptions 🙄

    72. Phil Macracken

      Where the H are you, Norm? Please do more of these. I'm listening to your audio book now if that helps with my plea.

    73. MstaEd

      I have the same pajama pants!!

    74. Garden Girl

      Where’s Roseanne been??

    75. lehtinen21

      Norm Macdonald, I mean this guy is a real jerk!

    76. wyskass

      When's Norm going to stop trying to network spots and just continue another UZsel show? Living room maybe

    77. wyskass

      Roseanne is nuts, clearly wallowing alone in her craziness, and conspiracy theories. At least Norm didn't confirm or deny and just give company to his friend.

      1. Double A Food Reveiw

        wyskass By saying “Roseanne is nuts, clearly wallowing alone in her craziness.” If I said the same about you, ya’d be a bit offended, wouldn’t you?

      2. wyskass

        @Wes 76 Where did I say anything about her politics? Where did I say that it was her fault? How did I "shit" on her? You're responding to your own voice in your head. It was good of Norm to listen to her, as people with mental problems can get worse when isolated.

      3. Wes 76

        She openly admits that she has mental problems. It's not her fault. No reason to shit on he for it because you don't agree with her politically. That's a scumbag move.

    78. Genu Withyou

      Tell her we’re missing her. Start coming back on here soon please.

    79. Vlatko Jurasek

      Make more stuff!

    80. David James

      Where did you go Norm? We need more Quarantined. Hope you're well.